“and an emergency shipment of magic pixie dust for the entire Middle East”

The Zeitgeist Checklist

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1. Iraq. The bipartisan Iraq Study Group declares the situation “grave and deteriorating,” a finding nearly as surprising as the recent Rick James Study Group report declaring the singer “unresponsive.” But the ISG does not recommend immediate troop withdrawals, instead urging talks with Syria and Iran, “national reconciliation” in Iraq and an emergency shipment of magic pixie dust for the entire Middle East.